1. Those little day labels that come with my birth control pill pack that you stick on the thing on the day you start taking them again so that you'll always know what day it is/ if you've missed any days. That is brilliant.
2. GG Allin. Or at least he's fucking funny.
3. Knitting. Knitting is the greatest invention of all times. Its like magic, almost. I can make socks appear out of just string!
Seroquel is also great.